Immodest Predictions

Gruber asks, “What would it take for the iPad 3 to be deemed an immodest update?”:

But if a faster processor, more RAM, a double-the-resolution retina display, a better camera, and maybe even LTE networking make for a “modest” update, then what would it take for the iPad 3 to be deemed an immodest update? A fusion energy source? Teleportation? A camera that sees into the future?

So with that, in mind my predictions are as follows:

  • Double as a multi-dimensional gateway, ala Sliders. I expect this feature to be released in beta, so like Sliders, it will lack the ability to choose your destination.
  • In the maybe category, a quantum leap accelerator. The part of Ziggy will be played by Siri.